Honestly Streaking T-Shirt
Because sometimes the truth refuses to wear pants.
Straight from the Honestly Streaking series, this tee embodies radical transparency—soft enough for confession, bold enough for confrontation. It’s the shirt for those who believe authenticity shouldn’t itch, even when it’s uncomfortable.
Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (gentle enough for emotional exposure).
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (honesty with just a touch of filter).
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (for those who live in the gray areas).
Color Options:
Graphite Heather: Perfect for quiet self-reflection or loud overthinking.
Sport Grey: For when you’re feeling neutral about everything, including yourself.
Natural: Earth-tone vulnerability in wearable form.
White: Classic, clean, and ready for a fresh mistake.
Details:
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) – breathable enough for uncomfortable truths.
• Relaxed unisex fit – because honesty looks good on everyone.
• Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton – resilient, like your dignity after oversharing.
• Double-stitched hem – built to withstand both wash cycles and emotional cycles.
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric in the DFO duo pose with the Dear Future Overlords logo beneath—stoic, smug, and suspiciously self-aware.
Back: A vibrant scene inspired by Honestly Streaking—the duo mid-conversation, stripped of pretense (metaphorically, relax), under a backdrop of existential daylight.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s wearable radical honesty: comfortable, exposed, and completely unfiltered.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Honestly Streaking T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|