Southern Porch Tales of Holiday Comfort T-Shirt
Southern Porch Tales of Holiday Comfort T-Shirt
For anyone who knows the holidays aren’t loud—they’re layered.
From the holiday special Southern Porch Tales of Holiday Comfort, this tee is a quiet exhale in cotton form. It’s about slowing down, pulling a chair closer, and finding warmth in stories, pauses, and people who feel like home—even when they’re far away.
Soft, lightweight, and relaxed, it’s the kind of shirt you wear while listening more than talking.
Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft as familiar voices).
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (comfort with a little resilience).
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (because warmth comes in layers).
Color Options:
Graphite Heather: Evening porch light, just before the cold sets in.
Sport Grey: Neutral and easy, like a well-worn sweater.
Natural: Earthy, calm, and quietly nostalgic.
White: Clean, simple, and full of memory.
Details:
• Lightweight (4.2 oz) – easy to wear through long conversations and longer silences.
• Relaxed unisex fit – meant to feel familiar, not fussy.
• Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton – some comforts should stay the same.
• Double-stitched hem – built to last longer than the season.
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric above the Dear Future Overlords logo—settled, present, and unhurried.
Back: Artwork from Southern Porch Tales of Holiday Comfort—a porch, a pause, and the quiet reassurance that connection doesn’t need an audience.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warm chair on a cold evening, stitched in memory and meant to be worn slowly.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Southern Porch Tales of Holiday Comfort T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|