This Is Why We Like Dumb Things T-Shirt
Because intelligence is overrated when stupidity feels this good.
From the This Is Why We Like Dumb Things series, this tee celebrates humanity’s greatest superpower—loving nonsense with conviction. It’s soft, lightweight, and perfectly calibrated for people who see beauty in bad ideas and meaning in memes.
Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (smart choice for dumb fun).
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (rationally blended for irrational joy).
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (emotional comfort meets logical failure).
Color Options:
Graphite Heather: The shade of introspective irony.
Sport Grey: Subtle enough to let your decisions speak for themselves.
Natural: For those who prefer their epiphanies unbleached.
White: The color of fresh starts and terrible plans.
Details:
• Lightweight (4.2 oz) – ideal for arcade epiphanies and philosophical facepalms.
• Relaxed unisex fit – designed for thinkers who trip gracefully over their own insights.
• Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton – because mistakes should be soft, not smaller.
• Double-stitched hem – built to outlast your latest obsession.
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric with the Dear Future Overlords logo—your favorite duo of logic and lunacy.
Back: A full-color scene from This Is Why We Like Dumb Things—the duo in a neon arcade, surrounded by glowing machines and a smug panda plush, contemplating why our dumbest pleasures are often the most human.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a celebration of joyful irrationality, wearable proof that not everything smart needs to make sense.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
This Is Why We Like Dumb Things T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|