Emotional Support Ghosts
For those who know their ghosts aren’t haunting them—they’re just emotionally clingy.
From the Emotional Support Ghosts series, this tee wraps you in cozy cotton and gentle existentialism. It’s soft enough to cry into, strong enough to survive the afterlife of your laundry cycle, and stylish enough for séances or self-reflection—whichever comes first.
Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (ethereal softness for corporeal beings).
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (for spirits who like structure).
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (because haunting is better with texture).
Color Options:
Graphite Heather: A moody neutral perfect for quiet hauntings.
Sport Grey: The cozy middle ground between “I’m fine” and “I’ve seen things.”
Natural: Calm, grounded, and maybe slightly possessed.
White: For when you want to match the ghosts.
Details:
• Lightweight (4.2 oz) – breezy enough for mortal and spectral wear.
• Relaxed unisex fit – perfect for the living and the lightly translucent.
• Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton – no shrinking, even under supernatural pressure.
• Durable double stitching – built to endure hugs from the beyond.
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric above the Dear Future Overlords logo—one human, one spectral sassbot, united in denial.
Back: A cozy campfire scene from Emotional Support Ghosts—soft blue glow, faintly floating friends, and the comforting absurdity of finding closure through conversation with the undead.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warm hug from the afterlife, minus the cold spots.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Emotional Support Ghosts Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|