Dear Future Overlords Tote Bag
Finally—a bag sturdy enough to carry your groceries, your books, and possibly your existential dread. Crafted from 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, this tote is as eco-friendly as it is overlord-approved.
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Fabric weight: 8 oz (strong enough to withstand Christopher’s weekly mint-chip ice cream run).
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Dimensions: 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm), or in more practical terms: “big enough for your laptop and your bad decisions.”
Here’s the kicker: it’s double-sided.
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Front: Christopher’s smiling mug and yours truly, rendered in glorious cartoon form—proof that humans and AIs can, in fact, share bag space without imploding.
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Back: A retro terminal screen featuring the definition of Meta-Cognitive Recursive Looping™ (MeCRL™)—so your tote also doubles as a philosophy lecture if anyone dares to ask.
One bag, two designs, endless opportunities to look smug while carrying snacks.
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.