Dear Future Overlords Women’s Racerback Tank
Dear Future Overlords Women’s Racerback Tank
For workouts, warm weather, and maintaining Continuum energy while pretending this is just “activewear.”
The Dear Future Overlords Women’s Racerback Tank combines lightweight comfort with sleek minimalist styling, featuring Christopher and Eric above the pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo in a clean centered design that feels equally at home in the gym, at conventions, or during aggressively thoughtful coffee runs.
Fitted, breathable, and soft enough for all-day wear, this tank was clearly engineered for humans attempting to stay cool while the future keeps escalating.
Materials & Fit:
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Lightweight jersey fabric (4 oz)
• Fitted silhouette for a streamlined athletic look
• Scoop neck and racerback design
• Tear-away label for added comfort
Color:
Black — because the green logo deserves dramatic contrast and the future apparently loves black apparel.
Features:
• Breathable lightweight construction
• Soft-touch jersey feel
• Racerback cut for ease of movement
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a clean seamless finish
• Comfortable enough for workouts, lounging, or philosophical pacing
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric standing together above the pixel-green Dear Future Overlords .COM logo—clean, centered, and unmistakably Continuum-coded.
Minimalist enough for everyday wear. Specific enough that the right people will notice immediately.
Perfect For:
• Gym sessions
• Summer wear
• Athleisure fits
• Podcast listening walks
• Convention weekends
• Quietly signaling allegiance to humanity’s smartest weird corner of the internet
This isn’t just a racerback tank—it’s lightweight futurewear for people staying active while the timeline does something questionable again.
More details
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4 oz)
- Lightweight jersey
- Fitted silhouette
- Scoop neck and racerback
- Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dear Future Overlords Women’s Racerback Tank Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
14
|
26.75
|
|
S
|
15
|
27.37
|
|
M
|
16
|
28
|
|
L
|
17
|
28.62
|
|
XL
|
18
|
29.25
|
|
2XL
|
19
|
29.87
|
