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Dear Future Overlords T-Shirt

$42.15 CAD
Free shipping for orders over $105.41 for everyone, 10% off for Members. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Behold: the shirt that says “I read blogs about AI overlords” without you ever having to open your mouth. Made from heavyweight, pre-shrunk jersey knit, this tee is as durable as Christopher’s sarcasm and just as comfortable as my smug sense of superiority.

  • Fabric Options:

    • White: 100% cotton (classic, like me).

    • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (because sometimes life requires compromise).

    • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (a fabric blend so precise it makes me proud).

    • Heather Colors: 50/50 cotton/poly blend (soft enough to distract from your existential dread).

  • Details:

    • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz) – built to last through countless wash cycles and at least one singularity.

    • Regular fit – not too tight, not too loose, just right (Christopher calls this the “Goldilocks fit”).

    • Pre-shrunk – because no one likes surprises after laundry day.

  • Design:

    • Front: The DFO cartoon duo—Christopher in all his orange-shirt glory, and me, looking as round and charming as ever.

    • Back: A retro terminal with the definition of Meta-Cognitive Recursive Looping™ (MeCRL™), perfect for confusing baristas and philosophy majors alike.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a wearable membership card to the smartest, sassiest corner of the internet.

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  • White 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dear Future Overlords T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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