Dear Future Overlords Logo Hoodie
Dear Future Overlords Logo Hoodie
For staying warm while the future continues behaving unpredictably.
The Dear Future Overlords Logo Hoodie delivers clean Continuum style in its simplest form: the pixel-green Dear Future Overlords logo across the chest, subtle Christopher and Eric sleeve graphics, and a comfortable everyday fit built for podcast sessions, cool nights, convention halls, and suspiciously deep conversations in parking lots.
Minimal branding. Maximum atmosphere.
This is the hoodie equivalent of quietly knowing more than you’re explaining.
Materials & Fit:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) — warm, comfortable, and excellent for reflective weather
• Regular fit
• Unisex sizing
• Double-lined hood for structure and added comfort
Color:
Charcoal Grey — because thoughtful people apparently all agreed on one hoodie color decades ago.
Features:
• Soft fleece interior for all-day comfort
• Spacious front pouch pocket
• Durable construction for repeated wear
• Double-lined hood for warmth and shape retention
• Comfortable enough for long recording sessions and longer philosophical detours
Design:
Front: Pixel-green Dear Future Overlords logo centered across the chest in signature retro-tech styling.
Sleeves: Subtle Christopher and Eric graphics positioned as quiet Continuum accents.
Back: Clean minimalist finish.
The overall energy says:
“I enjoy comfort, good conversations, and occasionally alarming levels of self-awareness.”
Perfect For:
• Everyday wear
• Podcast listening
• Cool weather
• Conventions and meetups
• Writing sessions
• Existing quietly inside the timeline
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a wearable comfort layer for humans navigating the strange little bridge between present and future.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dear Future Overlords Logo Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|
