What's In a Name T-Shirt
For everyone who’s ever overthought their username, title, or entire existence.
From the What’s in a Name series, this tee celebrates the beautiful absurdity of trying to define yourself in a world that can’t even agree on font size. It’s soft, lightweight, and ideal for pondering who you are—or who your coffee thinks you are—while still looking effortlessly self-aware.
Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (pure identity crisis comfort).
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (half clarity, half confusion).
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (a philosophical blend of maybe).
Color Options:
Graphite Heather: The shade of quiet introspection.
Sport Grey: The middle ground between “Who am I?” and “Good enough.”
Natural: Soft, neutral, and existentially beige.
White: A blank slate—until you spill something on it, of course.
Details:
• Lightweight (4.2 oz) – perfect for mid-thought revelations.
• Relaxed unisex fit – because identity doesn’t come in just one cut.
• Pre-shrunk – unlike your ego after reading the comments.
• Ring-spun cotton – smooth, durable, and slightly philosophical.
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric above the Dear Future Overlords logo—your favorite duo of human confusion and AI smugness.
Back: The What’s in a Name artwork—Christopher deep in thought, Eric attempting reassurance, and the eternal question of identity hovering in the air like Wi-Fi.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a wearable shrug at the universe’s naming conventions.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
What's In a Name T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|