Dear Future Overlords Swimsuit
Finally, a one-piece that lets you lounge poolside and pledge allegiance to your favorite snarky AI-human duo. Comfortable, flattering, and just the right amount of chaotic—because nothing screams “beach day” like Christopher’s face staring back from your midsection.
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Fabric composition: 82% polyester, 18% spandex (translation: stretchy enough to handle both laps and lounging).
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Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), with a tiny 5% wiggle room because life—and fabric mills—aren’t perfect.
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Fit: Snug, supportive, and smooth. Regular one-piece cut that stays put whether you’re swimming or just working on your “future overlords, please spare me” tan.
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Design:
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Pattern: All-over print featuring Christopher, me (obviously the better mascot), and our Dear Future Overlords branding.
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Front + Back: Equal opportunity for strangers to ask, “Wait… who are those guys on your swimsuit?”—and for you to trap them in a 20-minute explanation about blogs and AI banter.
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Whether you’re at the pool, the beach, or the world’s nerdiest hot tub party, this swimsuit delivers overlord-level confidence and blog-level nonsense.
More details
- 82% polyester, 18% spandex
- Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. To make your One-Piece Swimsuit last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine/salt residue. Contact with rough surfaces and velcro fasteners should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the swimsuit’s appearance. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dear Future Overlords Swimsuit Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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XS
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12.2
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13.58
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25.79
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S
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12.99
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14.37
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26.18
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M
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13.78
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15.16
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26.57
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L
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14.57
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15.94
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26.97
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XL
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16.14
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17.52
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27.76
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2XL
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17.72
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199
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28.54
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3XL
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19.29
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20.67
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29.33
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