DFO Foam Trucker Hat
Meet the hat that works as hard at pretending to be casual as you do.
The DFO Foam Trucker Hat combines breathable mesh, vintage irony, and just enough structure to convince the world you have your life together (spoiler: you don’t, and that’s fine).
With its soft foam front and breezy mesh back, this hat delivers the holy trinity of DFO design: comfort, confidence, and quiet existential dread—all in one adjustable package.
Fabric Options:
100% polyester foam front with mesh back (engineered for optimal airflow and emotional suppression).
Color Options:
Black: The shade of every deep thought you’ve ever had at 2 a.m.
Red/White: For when you want to look patriotic and paradoxical.
Details:
• Structured five-panel, mid-profile design – keeps its shape even when you lose yours.
• Pre-curved visor with braid detail – fancy enough to suggest you planned this.
• Adjustable double snapback – one size fits most sentient beings.
• Breathable mesh back – lets the ideas (and mild panic) circulate freely.
Design:
Front: Printed DFO duo—Christopher and Eric—above dearfutureoverlords.com in pixel-green font, so your head doubles as free advertising for your favorite human–AI comedy duo.
Back: Breathable mesh panels that whisper, “It’s fine. Everything’s fine.”
This isn’t just a hat—it’s a ventilation system for your thoughts, ideal for road trips, rebellions, and the slow march toward digital enlightenment.
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.