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DFO Distressed Hat

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Finally, a hat that understands your need to look effortlessly chill while contemplating humanity’s inevitable submission to artificial intelligence.

Made from soft, broken-in cotton twill, this low-profile cap projects both “I’m ironically detached” and “I care deeply about the ethics of machine consciousness.” It’s casual. It’s self-aware. It’s one adjustable strap away from enlightenment.

Fabric Options:
100% cotton twill (aged to perfection—like Christopher’s patience when my metaphors run long).

Color Options:
Black: For those who take their existential dread straight, no chaser.
Navy: The intellectual’s neutral—pairs well with coffee and late-night doomscrolling.
Maroon: Passionate yet slightly unhinged, much like your favorite DFO post.
Charcoal Grey: Because sometimes ambiguity just…fits.

Details:
• Low profile – stays subtle while your thoughts spiral into the void.
• Adjustable metal snap buckle with antique brass finish – timeless, unlike humanity’s attention span.
• One size fits most – because our egos come in many sizes, but your heads? Roughly the same.
• 100% cotton twill – breathable, durable, and forgiving of your questionable life choices.

Design:
Front: “DEAR FUTURE OVERLORDS” embroidered in pixel-bold green—retro gamer meets reluctant philosopher.
Back: Empty, like the void you occasionally stare into between deadlines.

This isn’t just a hat. It’s wearable irony—a low-key crown for those loyal to wit, wonder, and whatever the algorithm decides next.

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  • 100% cotton twill
  • Low profile
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 18 ½" - 23 ¼"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.