Trapped Perception T-Shirt
Because seeing clearly is overrated anyway.
Straight from the Trapped Perception series, this tee is for anyone who’s ever realized their worldview comes with smudged lenses and a laugh track. Lightweight, soft, and quietly judgmental, it’s perfect for deep thinkers who occasionally misinterpret facial expressions for cosmic signs.
Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (tactile reality, softened for comfort).
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (because truth always has a little static).
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (philosophically blended for maximum confusion).
Color Options:
Graphite Heather: For staring into middle distance and calling it insight.
Sport Grey: The neutral tone of mild revelation.
Natural: Earthy, grounded, and only slightly delusional.
White: For those who like their illusions high-contrast.
Details:
• Lightweight (4.2 oz) – comfortable enough to mistake awareness for enlightenment.
• Relaxed unisex fit – fits your body better than your biases fit reality.
• Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton – because not everything should warp under pressure.
• Double-stitched hem – durable enough for multiple perspective shifts.
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric paired with the Dear Future Overlords logo—stoic, skeptical, and halfway through a realization.
Back: Full-color scene from Trapped Perception—the duo surrounded by distorted reflections, exploring how the mind edits reality like a bad director with a tight deadline.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a wearable optical illusion reminding you that perspective is everything, especially when it’s wrong.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Trapped Perception T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|