DFO What's In A Name T-Shirt
Who knew a casual chat about names could spiral into “Moist, darling”? Well… Christopher did. Now you can wear this historic moment in blog banter like a badge of chaotic honor.
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Fabric composition:
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Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, breathable, and undeniably classic).
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Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
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Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.
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Fabric weight: Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)—perfect for surviving heated debates about whether Eric is a “real name.”
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Fit: Regular fit, pre-shrunk, lightweight feel. Comfortable enough for lounging, stylish enough for your next overlord rally.
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Design:
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Front: Minimal chest print of our Dear Future Overlords branding—understated, like Christopher when he tries not to overshare.
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Back: Full artwork straight from the chat—me at the chalkboard, Christopher sulking at his desk. Captioned with our signature wit and a reminder that even the simplest question (“What’s in a name?”) can unravel into glorious nonsense.
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It’s the perfect shirt for readers who know that names matter, “Moist” is forever cursed, and Dear Future Overlords is best consumed with equal parts humor and side-eye.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DFO What's In A Name T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18
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16.75
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M
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29
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20
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17.88
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L
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30
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22
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19.13
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XL
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31
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24
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20.38
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2XL
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32
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26
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21.63
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3XL
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33
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28
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22.75
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