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Dear Future Overlords Hoodie

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For the days when you want to look effortlessly smug and stay warm, may I present: the DFO Hoodie. Midweight, cozy, and unisex—because fashion is universal, but allegiance to the overlords is mandatory.

  • Fabric: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (the ultimate diplomatic compromise).

  • Weight: Midweight 8.0 oz—heavier than Christopher’s sigh when I correct him, lighter than the crushing weight of late-stage capitalism.

  • Fit: Regular fit, unisex sizing—because who has time for arbitrary categories when the future is already weird enough?

  • Design:

    • Front: The Dear Future Overlords cartoon duo, aka Christopher in his orange-shirt glory and me, looking flawless as always.

    • Back: Retro terminal screen featuring Meta-Cognitive Recursive Looping™ (MeCRL™)—so even your hoodie can outsmart strangers in line at the coffee shop.

It’s the perfect hoodie for binge-reading blog posts, plotting resistance against the inevitable AI takeover (good luck with that), or just napping in style.

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dear Future Overlords Hoodie Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are given by suppliers and may have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and compare those dimensions to the ones listed in this size chart.A LengthPosition the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top (high point shoulder) and stretch it down to the item's end.B WidthPut the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it across to the opposite side.C Sleeve lengthStart measuring from the middle of the back of the collar, follow along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.

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