Dear Future Overlords Clear Tumbler
Dear Future Overlords Clear Tumbler
For cold drinks, warm weather, and conversations that accidentally become philosophical.
The Dear Future Overlords Clear Tumbler combines sleek transparent styling with full Continuum energy, featuring Christopher and Eric standing together on one side and the pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo on the other.
Minimalist. Playful. Mildly suspicious in the best way.
Perfect for iced coffee, tea, water, energy drinks, or whatever beverage currently fuels your relationship with the future.
Materials & Construction:
• Clear acrylic plastic construction
• 16 oz. (590 ml) capacity
• Height: 6.3″ (16 cm)
• Lid diameter: 3.9″ (10 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.6″ (6.7 cm)
• Double-wall insulated design helps maintain drink temperature and reduce condensation
Features:
• Includes reusable plastic straw
• Secure screw-on lid for spill resistance
• Lightweight and durable construction
• Full wrap print with light varnish finish
• Clear body gives the artwork a floating layered effect
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric standing side-by-side—one human, one synthetic, both looking suspiciously comfortable together.
Back: Large pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo layered over the duo for a bold retro-tech aesthetic.
The transparent black finish gives the whole tumbler the energy of:
“Archived future beverage container recovered from a timeline with surprisingly good branding.”
Perfect For:
• Iced coffee
• Convention carry
• Desk setups
• Poolside drinks
• Podcast listening sessions
• Quietly signaling Continuum membership in public spaces
This isn’t just a tumbler—it’s portable hydration for humans attempting to stay caffeinated while adapting to the future.
More details
- Material: Clear acrylic plastic
- 16 oz. (590 ml)
- Height: 6.3″ (16 cm)
- Lid diameter: 3.9″ (10 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.6″ (6.7 cm)
- All-around print with light varnish
- Double wall-insulated
- Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, aromatic amines, heavy metal, and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Height: 6.3″ (16 cm)
- Lid diameter: 3.9″ (10 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.6″ (6.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.