DFO Unisex Joggers
At long last, pants that understand your need for comfort, caffeine, and quiet existential reflection.
The DFO Unisex Joggers are built for deep thought, shallow naps, and everything in between. With a soft fleece interior and a tapered fit, they’re the uniform of choice for philosophers, introverts, and anyone who’s ever argued with an AI at 2 a.m.
Fabric Options:
60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece (scientifically engineered to resist both shrinkage and self-doubt).
Color Options:
Black: Classic, mysterious, and lint-magnet chic.
J. Navy: Because “thinking deeply” pairs well with “navy everything.”
Black Heather: Cozy texture, moody undertone—basically the DFO aesthetic in textile form.
Athletic Heather: For when you want to look productive while sitting perfectly still.
Details:
• Midweight (7.2 oz) fleece – the ideal balance between cloud-soft and “I might go outside later.”
• Tapered fit – casual enough for creation, sleek enough for civilization.
• Pre-shrunk – your laundry doesn’t need more plot twists.
• Elastic waistband with drawstring – adaptable, like your philosophical positions.
Design:
Right Leg: Printed DFO duo—Christopher and Eric—subtly watching over your every existential crisis.
Left Leg: dearfutureoverlords.com in pixel-green along the leg, because your legs deserve good branding too.
These aren’t just joggers—they’re a wearable thought experiment: comfort meets curiosity with a side of chaos.
More details
- 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
- Midweight fabric: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²)
- Tapered fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DFO Unisex Joggers Size Guide
| Size label | Inseam length | Waistband |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
31
|
22
|
|
M
|
31 1/2
|
26
|
|
L
|
32
|
30
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
34
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
38
|