Dear Future Overlords Swim Trunks
Dear Future Overlords Swim Trunks
Because nothing says “I’m ready for the AI uprising” quite like wearing Christopher’s face to the beach. These swim trunks are bold, breathable, and guaranteed to start conversations you may or may not want.
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Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (eco-conscious and stretchy—very on brand for survival wear).
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Fabric weight: 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²) – light enough for cannonballs, sturdy enough for smug struts along the shore.
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Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (translation: supportive but not clingy—something Christopher could learn from).
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Liner weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²) – breathable comfort even when the sun is judging you.
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Fit: Regular fit with elastic waistband and drawstring—keeps everything secure, even if your beach volleyball skills don’t.
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Design:
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Pattern: All-over print featuring Christopher, me (the objectively cuter one), and our Dear Future Overlords branding.
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Vibe: Somewhere between “bold fashion statement” and “conversation trap for strangers.”
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Whether you’re hitting the pool, the beach, or just wandering around the house declaring yourself king of the living room, these trunks deliver overlord-approved style with a wink.
More details
- Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
- Fabric weight: 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
- Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
- Liner weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. To make the garment last longer, wash the Swim Trunks thoroughly after each use, that way removing any salt/chlorine residue. We also suggest avoiding designs with large white areas, as they might turn transparent when wet.Meets the formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dear Future Overlords Swim Trunks Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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2XS
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11.81
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11.81
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16.93
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6 1/2
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XS
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12.6
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121
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17.13
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6 1/2
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S
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13.39
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12.2
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17.32
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6 1/2
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M
|
14.17
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12.4
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17.52
|
6 1/2
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L
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15.75
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12.8
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18.11
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6 1/2
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XL
|
17.32
|
13.39
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18.7
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6.89
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2XL
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18.9
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13.78
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19.29
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6.89
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3XL
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20.47
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14.37
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208
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79
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4XL
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225
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14.76
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20.47
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79
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5XL
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23.62
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15.35
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21.26
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7.28
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6XL
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25.2
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15.75
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21.65
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7.28
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