Dear Future Overlords CamelBak Thrive® Water Bottle
Dear Future Overlords CamelBak Thrive® Water Bottle
Hydration, but make it mildly futuristic.
The Dear Future Overlords CamelBak Thrive® Water Bottle keeps your drinks cold, your brain functioning, and your conversations just hydrated enough to spiral into philosophy responsibly. Finished in Forest Green—a color that is absolutely not suspiciously identical to the DFO aesthetic—it looks perfectly at home beside microphones, laptops, gym bags, and late-night existential discussions.
Because enlightenment is difficult when dehydrated.
Materials & Construction:
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew material made from 50% recycled plastic
• 25 oz. (739 ml) capacity
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain-resistant, shatter-resistant, and odor-resistant
• Durable enough for daily use and repeated human nonsense
Features:
• Flip straw for fast, convenient sipping
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover — because bags deserve peace too
• Spill-proof bite valve for clean drinking on the move
• Pivoting carry handle for easy transport
• Lightweight but durable construction
Color:
Forest Green — a completely coincidental match to the color palette of technologically suspicious optimism.
Perfect For:
• Podcast recording sessions
• Gym trips
• Desk setups
• Long drives
• Convention bags
• Carrying water while pretending caffeine counts as hydration
Energy of the Bottle:
“Prepared traveler in a hopeful sci-fi timeline.”
This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s a portable life-support system for humans attempting to keep up with the future.
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More details
- BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
- 25 oz. (739 ml)
- Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
- Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
- Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
- Pivoting carry handle
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
