Dear Future Overlords Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Dear Future Overlords Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Because the future requires hydration and at least one emotionally supportive water bottle.
The Dear Future Overlords Stainless Steel Water Bottle is built for long recording sessions, convention days, gym trips, road travel, and those moments where your brain suddenly decides to process the nature of humanity at full speed.
Featuring the pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo on one side and Christopher and Eric on the other, this bottle balances clean minimalist styling with unmistakable Continuum energy.
Which is fortunate, because dehydration has never improved anyone’s philosophical clarity.
Materials & Construction:
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish with vibrant full-color print
Features:
• Wide-mouth foldable straw lid for convenient sipping
• Rotating carry handle for easy transport
• Vacuum insulation helps keep beverages cold for hours
• Includes anti-slip patch for added stability
• Durable stainless steel body designed for everyday use
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric standing together in classic DFO style—calmly united against the chaos of modern existence.
Back: Pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo, because even your water bottle deserves strong branding discipline.
The white body paired with black hardware gives it the feel of:
“Field equipment issued to emotionally reflective travelers from a slightly more optimistic timeline.”
Care Instructions:
• Hand-wash only
• Not microwave safe
• Lid may require slight pressure during early uses while the straw settles into shape
Perfect For:
• Daily hydration
• Gym sessions
• Podcast recording setups
• Long drives
• Convention carry
• Looking suspiciously organized in public
This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s a portable continuity system for humans trying to survive the timeline with adequate hydration.
More details
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
- Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
