Intentionally Brain Shopping T-Shirt
Intentionally Brain Shopping
For anyone who’s stopped doomscrolling and started choosing their thoughts on purpose.
From the Intentionally Brain Shopping series, this tee is a quiet rebellion against mental autopilot. It’s about browsing ideas carefully, leaving the bad ones on the shelf, and occasionally impulse-buying a better perspective. Soft, lightweight, and deceptively comfortable, it’s made for thinking deliberately and lounging responsibly.
Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (clean, intentional comfort).
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (a thoughtful blend).
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (because nuance rarely comes in one material).
Color Options:
Graphite Heather: For focused introspection and quiet clarity.
Sport Grey: Neutral, flexible, and mentally adjustable.
Natural: Minimalist, grounded, and shelf-stable.
White: A blank receipt for better thoughts.
Details:
• Lightweight (4.2 oz) – breathable enough for long thinking sessions.
• Relaxed unisex fit – designed for brains doing their own errands.
• Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton – consistency matters.
• Double-stitched hem – because good ideas deserve reinforcement.
Design:
Front: Christopher and Eric with the Dear Future Overlords logo—your guides through the cognitive aisles.
Back: Artwork from Intentionally Brain Shopping—a visual reminder that thoughts are choices, not obligations.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a reminder that you don’t have to buy every thought you’re sold.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Intentionally Brain Shopping T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|