DFO Bandeau Bikini
For when you want beachwear that says “sun’s out, existential dread’s managed.”
The Dear Future Overlords Bandeau Bikini is built for festivals, beach days, poolside lounging, and casually reminding everyone that even your swimwear has a philosophical framework. Soft, stretchy, moisture-wicking, and made with recycled materials, it delivers summer comfort with just enough logo-forward confidence to make the algorithm put on sunglasses.
Fabric Options:
EU: 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane.
US: 81% REPREVE recycled polyester, 19% LYCRA XTRALIFE.
Certified recycled content, because looking good and reducing waste can occupy the same timeline. Shocking. Efficient.
Color:
White — clean, bright, and ready to overthink by the water.
Details:
• UPF 50+ sun protection – because the sun remains wildly committed to the bit.
• Soft, stretchy, moisture-wicking fabric – comfortable enough for lounging, swimming, and pretending you came here to relax.
• Strapless bandeau top – minimal lines, maximum “I packed intentionally.”
• V-cut bikini bottom with high-leg cut – flattering, bold, and summer-ready.
• OEKO-TEX 100 certified fabric – tested for safety, unlike most human decisions near open water.
• Custom inside label on both pieces – tiny branding, big Continuum energy.
Design:
Front: The bold Dear Future Overlords logo across the bandeau top in pixel-green style—clean, cheeky, and impossible to mistake for ordinary swimwear.
Bottom: Minimal white finish for a sharp, coordinated look.
This isn’t just a bikini—it’s poolside propaganda for the smartest, sassiest corner of the internet.
More details
- Fabric composition in the EU: 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane
- Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²)
- Fabric composition in the US: 81% REPREVE recycled polyester, 19% LYCRA XTRALIFE
- Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 7.52 oz./yd.² (255g/m²)
- UPF 50+ sun protection
- Soft, stretchy, moisture-wicking fabric
- Strapless top
- V-cut bikini bottom with high leg cut
- Customizable inside label on both pieces (1″ × 2.5″, 2.54 × 6.35 cm)
- The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
- The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DFO Bandeau Bikini Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D | E |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
9.84
|
5.31
|
3.15
|
12.8
|
87
|
|
XS
|
10.24
|
5.51
|
3.35
|
13.39
|
8.27
|
|
S
|
10.63
|
5.71
|
3.54
|
13.98
|
8.46
|
|
M
|
112
|
5.91
|
3.74
|
14.57
|
8.66
|
|
L
|
12.6
|
6 1/2
|
4.13
|
15.55
|
9.45
|
|
XL
|
14.17
|
79
|
4.53
|
16.54
|
10.24
|
|
2XL
|
15.75
|
7.68
|
4.92
|
17.52
|
112
|
|
3XL
|
17.32
|
8.27
|
5.31
|
18 1/2
|
11.81
|
|
4XL
|
18.9
|
8.86
|
5.71
|
19.49
|
12.6
|
|
5XL
|
20.47
|
9.45
|
6.1
|
20.47
|
13.39
|
|
6XL
|
225
|
104
|
6 1/2
|
21.46
|
14.17
|
