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Dear Future Overlords Women’s Slides

€43.11
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Dear Future Overlords Women’s Slides

For when your feet deserve comfort, but your aesthetic still needs lore.

The Dear Future Overlords Women’s Slides are built for beach days, pool hangs, convention recovery, and casually walking around like you already know something the timeline hasn’t caught up to yet.

Featuring Christopher and Eric on one strap and the pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo on the other, these slides combine maximum comfort with unmistakable Continuum energy. Soft strap. Cushioned feel. Mildly chaotic branding. Civilization advances.

Materials & Construction:
• Cushioned faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured textured footbed for all-day comfort
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for added durability
• Printed, cut, and handmade

Features:
• Lightweight and flexible design
• Textured sole for comfortable grip
• Soft cushioned strap for easy wear
• Spot clean only
• Women’s sizing

Design:
Left Slide: Christopher and Eric hanging upside down because apparently gravity is optional in the Continuum.
Right Slide: Pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo flipped upside down for matching chaotic symmetry.

The overall effect says:
“I am comfortable, hydrated, and one sarcastic remark away from starting a podcast.”

Perfect For:
• Pool days
• Beach trips
• Summer conventions
• Casual daily wear
• Post-shower philosophy
• Walking confidently into questionable decisions

These aren’t just slides—they’re tiny wearable reminders that comfort and existential branding can peacefully coexist.

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  • Cushioned faux leather upper strap
  • Women’s sizing
  • Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
  • Contoured, textured footbed
  • Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
  • Spot clean only
These products can be shipped to the following countries:
Austria, Australia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France (mainland only), Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican City), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain (excluding Ibiza), Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States (excluding certain regions—see below).

Shipping is not available to: 
Overseas territories (e.g., Guadeloupe, French Polynesia), U.S. territories and remote areas, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Military bases                

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dear Future Overlords Women’s Slides Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
7
6
8.25
10 1/2
8
6
8.25
10.75
10
6.4
8.6
11 1/2
11
6.4
8.75
11.75
5.5
5.9
8
10.25
6.5
5.9
8
10.25
8.5
6.25
8.6
11
9.5
6.25
8.6
11.25
11.5
6.4
8.75
12

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